That was easily the most shocking moment of the episode. I'm sure the f-bomb has been dropped on basic cable before, but I can't remember ever hearing it before. I'm still surprised when someone on basic cable says "shit".

The cons—cannibalistic filicide. The pros—no Kardashians!

I prefer Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor myself.

I think it's sweet that they don't have to be Punch Drunk to Love each other.

Which also ties into the appearance of Rachel. It's all full circle!

I was in my parents' bedroom, watching a movie (I think Dave) on HBO, blissfully unaware of what was going on on almost every single other channel. I found out after the movie was over, and I went into the den, where my parents had been watching. They assumed that the chase was what I was watching in their room.

One of the finalists this year featured Doris Roberts from Everybody Loves Raymond. Having a commercial featuring a well-known, Emmy-winning actress sort of belies the notion that these things are homemade.

At the end, it's revealed that all the money is hers, so his reward for kidnapping a woman who admittedly was a bitch to him is untold wealth.

Either that, or they actually decided to go ahead and make this:

And lamenting the New Deal, since they really could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

I was a huge Archie fan when it aired, but was really disappointed in the movie. Probably the decision to center the film around Archie and Jughead's midlfe crisises wasn't the wisest idea.

It is a R-rated Joe Pesci movie…

This very episode was part of that crossover. Here's the commercial that NBC ran (apparently for the summer rerun).

Calming down now that I've had a few minutes to process this week's second dose of awful news about 69-year-old British people who were awesome…

God fucking damn it.

I would think killing her would be pretty easy. Just inject her with a virus from a disease easily prevented by childhood vaccines. Oh wait, she probably had hers, which is why she's not already dead. Crap.

My alma mater is an SEC school, but since we're a new SEC school (and not the new SEC school that my screen name would imply), I'm not ready to just blindly cheer the conference on. So, go Clemson!

I didn't get drunk or laid, but I did see The Hateful Eight in 70mm, so I was satisfied.

A MarkInTexas Made-For-TV Christmas

A MarkInTexas Made-For-TV Christmas