Mike & Molly seems to be on its way out as well, probably to the relief of Melissa McCarthy, who I suspect would much rather go be a full-time movie star than keep showing up to do her largely ignored sitcom that CBS considers little more that time slot spackle.

They'll team up on a completely incoherent sketch about how Obama is a secret Muslim radical atheist who wants to arm ISIS with the guns he confiscates from freedom loving Americans who only want to carry a full arsenal into Burger King for protection, but weak, namby pamby stupid Obozo can't handle it which is why…

Chicago Public Library.

I've said it before, but it's worth repeating—before Meloni left, SVU was the most gleefully batshit crazy show on TV. Afterward, the powers that be decided it needed to become the somber procedural it was originally intended to be, and it became achingly dull.

I'm gay. Threesomes seem to happen naturally for me.

How did that get left out of the miniseries?

I, for one, really am eager to read your Gary Unmarried/Kath & Kim crossovers.

For a minute, I thought you were describing the actual actress Tallulah Bankhead, since I could imagine her moaning a little and paying little attention to the game around her as well.

At least Cristela is set in Dallas, so it wasn't completely random like if he had shown up on a show set in Seattle.

The opening credits may be the greatest opening credits in the history of action movies. Deer feeding! Ice cream! Tiny Alyssa Milano!

So, in other words, it's basically going to be Banshee set in Tennessee.

Well, the article did mention Co-Ed Confidential, perhaps the most Skinemaxy Skinemax series ever.

I never saw it, but didn't Eric McCormick's character on his now-cancelled TNT show have some sort of mental disorder?

I actually thought the show got kind of boring because it got really serious instead of being batshit insane each and every week (see storyline described above).

Oh yeah, I remember those. The first episode set him up to make it seem like he was going to be a potential love interest for Olivia as well.

The Shield premiered about four months before Monk, on the other side of the Emmy eligibility line, which meant that Michael Chiklis beat Shalhoub by a year to become the first acting Emmy winner for being the lead in a basic cable series, but your point still stands. When The Shield came along, Chiklis's career had…

I got stuck watching Like Mike a few years ago in a waiting room. The only thing I really remember about it is that it had a far better cast than a movie about magical basketball shoes should realistically have had.

I visited my mom in the hospital.

It's American Sniper Day in Texas!

According to Mojo, it's the highest grossing film on Super Bowl weekend ever. It's a little less than $90 million behind Mockingjay right now, after a $32 million weekend. If it doesn't make it, it's going to come awfully close.