So…you want them to have another contestant, therefore drawing the season out further? I'm confused.

I was too distracted by Serena ChaCha's distinct lack of a playdough sparkle bra this time around.

You're not giving Jinkx nearly enough credit.

Following his words concerning Boston with this masterpiece ascends Patton Oswalt to the rank of Poet Laureate of the Universe.

I always thought the baseball portion of the Mad Men trip took things too far. Perfect up to that point.

It was way, way too silly, even by Community's standards.

I did that exact math while pausing the episode.

That's just what we want you to think.

Hooray! It's…Newswire?

Most people laugh. Which makes me even sadder.

I was screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for the whole of Marnie's singing, so I think I managed to just dodge it.

I'm mostly deaf in my left ear for a poorly timed sneeze during a q-tip cleaning some years ago.

That…sex scene…I couldn't watch it. I just couldn't handle it. I turned around and told my friend to tell me when it was over. It just upset me.

Gotta say, loved seeing Harold. Such a blast from the past.

This has got to be the friendliest finale in Top Chef history.

My money's on Kristen. Tom's just in love with her.

…because the season premieres of Community are well-noted as being the defining episodes in the series.

That's the best comment in Top Chef history.

Sheldon is basically the foil to Josh. I wouldn't mind seeing Josh make it a little farther to emphasize this point before wiping him out.

It's as if millions of Joss Whedon fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.