I went to this review expecting to hear something in the 'C' category.

As will I. He's so much more delightful when he's Irish and gay.

As will I. He's so much more delightful when he's Irish and gay.

I have no idea what just happened, but I'm going to watch the shit out of it.

I have no idea what just happened, but I'm going to watch the shit out of it.

Always separate the drugs.

Always separate the drugs.

Best comment I've ever read.

Two black kids and a white kid on the offense make an "oreo line!" That's…really racist! Thanks, 1992's 'The Mighty Ducks!'

Two black kids and a white kid on the offense make an "oreo line!" That's…really racist! Thanks, 1992's 'The Mighty Ducks!'

Only Animal Collective can get me excited with a song title like 'Moonjock.'

Exactly. This gets an A for the same reason that Ratatouille is revered as Pixar's finest effort from most critics. They love self-reference.

Why is it that whenever a staff member tries to post an actual piece of writing with some length and substance, everyone immediately shits on it for trying out something atypical of the site?

I thought the best part was when the kid used his hologram toy to watch Jefferson Starship's Tribute to the movies.

I tuned in to this useless list just to rewatch that clip. I want my several minutes back.

I actually thought they were pretty cool on SNL. I recognize that no one else agrees with me on that one.

Touche. Good ears. I've been hearing it wrong for many years now.

"Yeah, yeah yeah, I wanna hold yer claaaaaaaaams" still makes me laugh pretty hard.

Oh god, now I'm remembering the awful awfulness of Life is Beautiful. I hate that movie so damn hard.

See "A Dirty Shame."