Oh, that Wayne Knight guy from Toy Story 2?

Does the company that made your bra make girdles as well? I ask because a friend of mine…

Dental plan.

Hey now, he was good in Kick-Ass! Now we just need to wait about five years and he'll finally have another good role.

DECAPITATION: Rebellious viking Shia LeBouf doesn't play by the rules in this action-packed Jerry Bruckheimer-produced medley of drama, action, and unintentional comedy! LeBouf goes on a journey through Scotland, fighting of hordes of Highlanders and learning to love under the tutelage of the old warrior Sean Connery.

I'm going to put one more in here for "no, it wasn't a dream all along". The top wobbled at the end, and the whole point of lingering on the still-spinning top for so long was to make the audience think "Aw, he's gonna do it! He's gonna twist it, twist it all to hell!" until heading off the expected twist ending…

Yeah, Fragile Things is definitely on my "to buy" list. Didn't know about the graphic novel Murder Mysteries, though, thanks for the heads up; I'll have to check the local library, and if that fails, get a library transfer loan (take that, free market, I get my entertainment for free!).

Hammer.

His short stories are pretty great
Big American Gods + Anansi Boys fan, but I recently got Smoke and Mirrors and was really impressed by the quality of his short stories. My favorite part of it is the one with the angel murder mystery (it's called Murder Mysteries, right?). Something about the scope of it really…

Pazuzu!
You ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college, and this is how you repay me?!

You tricked me, Tom Sawyer! This is not as fun as previously indicated!

MAN, SELLING PRINTERS IS SOME WACK SHIT! PAPER'S FUCKIN OWNAGE, WE SHOULD MOVE THAT STUFF LIKE ENGLISH COLONISTS MOVED NATIVE AMERICANS!

Where's the creativity? The passion?

Successful secondsies, you rascal!

More and more relevant with every article!

Wikipedia has a list of the next bunch of Futurama episodes with brief summaries, and they all sounded pretty good except for this one, which seemed dire. Judging by the summaries ahead, we won't have another "social relevance" episode like this for a while, which is good.

Ghost Town was definitely underrated, and Aasif Mandvi was really good in his role. Pretty odd that one of his only large movie roles was left out.

Whoa, I need to start watching professional table tennis. Looking up "hot ping pong player" got me Stacy Keibler, who, while not as hot as Biba Golic, is still pretty impressive.

"bringing sexy back to table tennis"
It never left!

Why use "Hulu Plus" when you have Netflix?
I've always used Hulu to catch up on the latest episode of shows I watch, like Community and 30 Rock. The "complete runs of older shows" shows mentioned are all available for streaming on Netflix, while Netflix also offers movies to stream in addition to the mailing DVDs part…