I'd like live streaming coverage of just her bitch facing people for the rest of the games.

How DID Russia medal?? I thought they really really fucked up tonight. Makes me wonder how awful everyone else did.

How DID Russia medal?? I thought they really really fucked up tonight. Makes me wonder how awful everyone else did.

One of the commentators, after a particularly tricky balance beam performance by Russia, simply stated, "The balance beam, the balance beam." GENIUS COMMENTATING!!

One of the commentators, after a particularly tricky balance beam performance by Russia, simply stated, "The balance beam, the balance beam." GENIUS COMMENTATING!!

Mckayla Maroney's bitch face for the win!! I also seriously hope she's related to Jenna Maroney.

Mckayla Maroney's bitch face for the win!! I also seriously hope she's related to Jenna Maroney.

Mckayla Maroney's bitch face for the win!! I also seriously hope she's related to Jenna Maroney.

Rashida Jones you are beautiful and organized.

Rashida Jones you are beautiful and organized.

Yes. He had his dream that she would take him back and she did (albeit she was highly inebriated after Leslie's win).

Yes. He had his dream that she would take him back and she did (albeit she was highly inebriated after Leslie's win).

I keeled over laughing when the Queen read off her little note to officially start the ceremonies. It was the most deadpan thing I have ever seen.

I keeled over laughing when the Queen read off her little note to officially start the ceremonies. It was the most deadpan thing I have ever seen.

*slap across the face*

*slap across the face*

Life Of Pathgoreon Theorum. A sure best picture winner.

Life Of Pathgoreon Theorum. A sure best picture winner.

Silk pies are honestly the best. I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD!!!

Silk pies are honestly the best. I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD!!!