Hi Mr Zsasz

Fuck - I didn't think of that either. Does Hallmark do an apology card for that? "Sorry For Assuming, Carry On Taking Back The Night, You Beautiful Animal?"

If you're looking for trouble, you should go to the TV bit and say Community sux cox or something. I don't think many of the cool AV Club kids hang around here. Also, Bioshock was pretty, and well-written, but it really wasn't much of a leap from Doom, gamewise.

If there's two things I absolutely fucking hate, it's "fun" and having a "good time."

This is passive-aggressive nitpicking, but yes, they're both silly movies, in as much as any staged entertainment is silly. Which can be pretty much. But I'd say the rich kid running around in the pecs-enhancer is more the premise, and 'gritty' and 'realistic' more the style, if you get me.

All the online outlets and supermarkets here in the UK are offering differing extra content should you choose to the buy the game from them.

I heard Clooney interviewed on Irish radio when he was doing the rounds for that Schumacher atrocity, and the (understandably) desperately-keen-to-please interviewer quoted some local US newspaper as saying, "one review said you were 'the best Batman ever!!'"

I don't know what kind of measure this is, but you could actually take the superhero element out of The Dark Knight and still have a reasonably interesting movie about cops, gangsters and corruption. I guess I'm saying it's a well-plotted story with a superhero in it, as opposed to a selection of setpieces built…

SPOILER - A lot of the gang died pretty violently, to be fair - ie were punished by the movie - and Moses did sort of earn his redemption. The crowd cheering him at the end was a step too far, though. That didn't sit right with me.

Avatar is a really, really awful film that succeeded on the grounds of a incredibly aggressive and far-reaching News Corp marketing push which incorporated the promotion of the idea that 3D is the future of cinema. The AV Club has let itself down seriously here by giving an easy ride to the most expensive B-movie not…

I saw Randy for the first time in Dublin in 1994, and without getting into it, a scandal involving a priest had brought the government down. That night, Ireland had no government.

I second the Coen Brothers. They're comparable to P&P in a number of ways, actually: intelligent, in that they don't recognise any limits to the kind of themes that can be explored via the medium, innovative - but not showy, rigorously unsentimental, and always in service to the story.

There's also: Not wanting to compete anymore. Music appreciation, as Steven touched on, is as much a social identifier as an experience in itself, a way of deciding which group you want to be in. And in any group, particularly of men, there is competition to see who's the best. Listen to any two men talking about…

Sorry about the "knob" remark, or the suggestion that you should find alternative employment. Bad day at the office. I stand by everything else I said, but there's no need to resort to easy, anonymous rudeness.

I love it when a reviewer's so obviously a knob that you suddenly want to hear the thing they've panned
Mind you, I think all pop music critics should just heed the Costello quote and quit. The worst record in the world is of infinitely more inherent worth than the best music review. "Writing about music is like…

That's just not true, and it's sad that you think that.

Karla, Watcho, you fucks are the very reason people call comments sections and message boards "The Bottom Half Of The Internet." Keep it up, O' Neal, and thanks.

He'll always just be about Russell Brand, because he's not an actor or a comedian. Merely a wildly dedicated self-promotional machine. A fame shark, designed to move relentlessly forward towards perceived infamy.