Nobody says that.

Hey, everyone does it.

yeah, splitting this shit up into even more parties will definitely help.

What the WHAT

Child pornography is not a 12 or 24 hour kind of crime.Child  molestation doesn't take long.  On a day with no law, you could ruin 100 children.  Why take pictures of it for people to judge you by later?  Bleh gross dark awful why

Look out; Ricin Beans has glass packs and no catalytic converter!

Is that not part of it?  Dang; when they said "All crime is legal" in that trailer and I thought about exactly how awful that would be, rape and child molestation were the first things that occurred to me, and that's why I didn't go see this movie.  How does the actual filmic version of "all crime" work, then?

I really want to like this.  I hate almost everything this man has written except for Cabin in the Woods, for whose honor I would gladly fight to the death.  I love Shakespeare immoderately.  Is this for me?

I remember that movie!  Not only did I thought I'd dreamt it, I also thought Gary Sinise was the Michael McKean character, but that shouldn't negate my reason for posting, which is just to say that Mimi Rogers is not more attractive than Michael McKean.

You'd be memorizing and passing along your hatred.  Let's hope someone else who also has a rock feels the opposite way.

That poor bastard feels so bad for the Finnegan's Wake guy

Nice.  I'll bring "Time."

That's where I'd like to see Lars Ulrich wind up.  Isn't it super easy to picture him in a leather carcoat and sunglasses, annoying prosecutors and defense attorneys alike as he points at them and yells at them, spittle flying?

@avclub-beddc9f9e1c9b438dc4246e494644ce4:disqus that's exactly what happens when I try to read Ulysses.

The rest of it seems perfectly accurate.

Richard Harris has been world-famous for longer than JK Rowling has been alive.

Congratulations!

I love Ellen Burstyn.  She's a lovely lady.

This one's more swing than dixieland

How can she see in those things?