We are DEVO?

I know! Oh, fuck. Wait, wait—don't tell me!

"They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer—what do they say when friends and enemies are one in the same?"

As Banecat: I peed in it.

"For those who accept the 1960s Adam West Batman as a legitimate interpretation of the character, Batman & Robin is an underrated gem, an endlessly inventive candy-coated cartoon that fully embraces the spirit of camp that lies near the beating heart of every superhero story."

Her laughter rules.

His stride-mother does.

While we have you, may I compliment you on your complicity/activity juxtaposition—I never thought of the latter of the two words used in quite that manner.

Id-driven, impulsive: animalistic. And I'm bringing this stuff from America—Zimmerman's America, Trump's America. But okay.

I said there was nothing racist. Nothing racist about the player with the stereotype "black" name who goes off, animalistically half-cocked, and gets everyone killed, ruining the well-laid plans of his white teammates. Nothing racist AT ALL.

Nothing racist to see here. Move along. Move along. And welcome to Earf.

Sand bags that give you the weight but won't spill would do it.

I'm sorry, Robs. And I'm sorry, Patton.

I'm decrying hypocrisy. Full stop. But please, go on.

Not really. I came in sympathetic to the executive. But I thought seven-deuce made a good point. Feminism is a good thing only if its goal is egalitarianism.

Oy vey. I'm done here.

really? So all that "unrealistic beauty standard" stuff is coming out of the mouths of women freed from a sex trafficking ring?

What exactly is being done to women when men celebrate a narrow range of beauty and insult them based on superficial criteria?

Eh. Crying victim works better if you don't turn around and pull the same shit.

No. Women can say whatever they want about how a man looks. It's empowering! Especially when followed up by a screed decrying the unrealistic beauty standards society holds them to. (Bonus feminism points for posting pictures of shirtless men whose career is maintaining 0.0124% body fat to social media.)