CORRECTION: No witches were burned in Salem. They were hanged. Burning was left in Europe.

Dickslexia.

That was Ned the Wino!

Slolom.

GET FX ON THE PHONE! NOW!

That video is fucked up, yo.

That became hilarious so stealthily I thought I missed something. Very nice!

Do you remember
Your President Reagan?
Do you remember
The KGB and CIA
Or even yesterday?

Did he build a creature? Were androids fighting Brad and Janet? Did Anne Francis star in Forbidden Planet? Oh, oh, ohhh, I wanna know…

I think it IS a dimension of the book but over-sold so lit majors can love it without copping to the icky pedophilia. It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping.

Sisko served under a Vulcan captain on the Saratoga.

And Superman DID die in the Arctic: Gold Kryptonite stripped him of his super powers permanently. Lois is employing the same kind of metaphor-as-truth that Ben Kenobi (retroactively) employed in Star Wars only her metaphor is closer to the truth.

Your article showed up in my Facebook feed before it was bumped here. Read it before work, nodding like a drinking bird and "Yup. yup, yupping" all the way through.

Kaled? That's an anagram of—-

Sticking things in toasters is a good way to get zapped, friend.

Baryon? More like baryOFF, amirite? You ladies know what I mean.

Cunninghamlingus?

Long Dong Silver! Spurting slpoooge in your eye!

His science is too tight!

It's long been said that one of the scariest things about slasher movies is that they invite the audience to identify with the killer more than the victims.