No, one of the race pixies hopefully asks if it's catfish. It isn't.

I LOVE grape soda!

But then the rodent rejects him. Poor brain.

Funniest thing I've read in ages.

We didn't do anything!

Just a stranger on the bus,
Rubbing his erect penis
On your butt…

Won't you find time and won't you you stay coz the funk is guaranteed to make my day.

Went and liked it for you.

"Urinating on your opponent is without honor!"

We ate sand.

That guy in Raising Arizona just performed cunnilingus on it.

Josh Modell: I! Have had! Enough! Page views!

500 more demerits for being wrong (according to Snopes).

Snopes verified it. Snopes.

It somehow makes me think of the Gom Jabbar scene in David Lynch's Dune—though oddly not the scene in the book.

The Rules of Acquisition will remain but, like so much of the Jewish and Christian Bibles and so much of the Quran, Ferengi society would pretend the more unsettling rules do not exist or apply.

I'll take it! For what it's worth, I thought Kira was sexier that time the guy from Barney Miller and Miami Vive turned her into a Cardassian.

The foundling is wise!

I can see that.

Best Philip Dick movie of them all, just edging out A Scanner Darkly. (Bladerunner is such an inversion of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? that is doesn't really qualify—it is also a case where the movie is far superior to the book, which is overrated at best.) In true PKD essence, it isn't directly based on any…