Again, the eggs might be another type of bio-weapon.

Again, the eggs might be another type of bio-weapon.

The ship on LV-426 was apparently carrying a different generation of bio-weapon—hence the leathery egg that launched hands with penises rather than the smooth urns that appaerently birth penises that swam around and opened up into vaginas. The face-hugger was nothing like the rapey squid and the xeno-morph in the…

The ship on LV-426 was apparently carrying a different generation of bio-weapon—hence the leathery egg that launched hands with penises rather than the smooth urns that appaerently birth penises that swam around and opened up into vaginas. The face-hugger was nothing like the rapey squid and the xeno-morph in the…

Shockingly and lamentably lame.

Shockingly and lamentably lame.

I was fond of "Want some grapes?"

I was fond of "Want some grapes?"

I literally fell out of chair laughing at the theme song of that sketch. And by "literally," I mean I doubled over and fell out of the chair and onto the floor. Ye Gods, that was funny.

I literally fell out of chair laughing at the theme song of that sketch. And by "literally," I mean I doubled over and fell out of the chair and onto the floor. Ye Gods, that was funny.

Onion SportsDome was one of the funniest things on tv—much funnier than News Network, and I am indifferent to sports.

Onion SportsDome was one of the funniest things on tv—much funnier than News Network, and I am indifferent to sports.

Mary Gross was a revelation for me as young teen. Conditioned to respond to a certain kind of glamor, I was stunned to discover that a geeky, gawky woman could also be a raw sexual powerhouse. Yes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus was prettier but Mary Gross was by far the sexier. She was funnier, too, which might have something…

Mary Gross was a revelation for me as young teen. Conditioned to respond to a certain kind of glamor, I was stunned to discover that a geeky, gawky woman could also be a raw sexual powerhouse. Yes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus was prettier but Mary Gross was by far the sexier. She was funnier, too, which might have something…

Someone pointed out that Enid Coleslaw is an anagram of Dalek—I mean, of Daniel Clowes. So he didn't have too far to go to capture her…

Someone pointed out that Enid Coleslaw is an anagram of Dalek—I mean, of Daniel Clowes. So he didn't have too far to go to capture her…

I think he was himself the battleship.

I think he was himself the battleship.

Hot box.

Hot box.