Some of them WERE your Mick self, as the so-called "black Irish" are likely the descendants of Spaniards washed ashore after the Spanish Armada was defeated.

The best way to raise a child is not to have one.

I'm just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut… Except I'm a koala.

Just make sure she hasn't used an anti-perspirant. Like licking alum (because it IS licking alum).

*sacred*

What I don't get is this: wouldn't setting Feech up to get caught in a parole violation—complete with a parole officer who was almost certainly workin for Tony—be a kind of informing? Wouldn't that make Tony a rat? Or was that kind of the point, that even the most secred rule could be violated because the system was…

Even Picard didn't become a good character until Patrick Stewart stopped trying to play him as written and rather forced the writers to re-conceive the charcter as Stewart's idealized self. He's a completely diferent guy for almost all of the first season—oddly enough, the Picard we know and love (and as ambivalent…

See, the problem with hat cliff thing is: why would you run?

I'm a telepathic slime mold from Ganymede who somehow looks like Fred Mertz. I'd kill the lot of you. Easy.

The Mentalist, huh? I watched the better part of one episdoe and realized it was utter shit when the smarmy hero figured out a chef was serial killer because he used much butter in his cooking. There's stupid and then there's fuuuuuck you. House is awful but it's not that awful.

It is a amazing, pitch-perfect performance.

Jackie, Jr. probably figured he had Tony as well. More importantly, Tony and Jackie, Sr. didn't kill or even shoot anyone.

I really have to wonder at he kind of mind it takes to come up with a supposedly sympathetic character who does so much damage to a man becuse he walked away from her at a party—and who has no care that he banged her underaged sister. Reverse the genders and it's a Lifetime Original Movie and the psycho isn't the…

You mean this?

Oh look! White people talking about how black black people are! How charming!

No, it was a charm school, Bring the Poise. Common mistake.

Remember, people: if it's white folk eatin' 'em, fried chicken and watermelon are wholesome parts of a delightful picnic. It it's black people eatin' 'em, it's "Ha HA! Look at the nigg*rs!"

Jim Rockford, you WOULD be the one singing the praises of Mariette Hartley.

Okay, so what if a civilation has really sexy chemical rockets that fool you into thinking they're warp nacelles? What red-blooded cptain isn't gonna intefere with hat civilization?

First Contact works particularly well because it reverses the polarity of their relationship—Picard is the unreasoning warrior who refuses to back down and Worf is the rational Starfleet officer counseling the better part of valor.