How I see it
Dune the film is no an adapatation of Dune the book. It is rather an approximation of what a Biblical Epic from the year 11955 would look like—The Ten Commandments of the Dune Uniberse. The book is the "reality," the movie is the myth.

Watchmen's color palette was all wrong—too grim and metallic—and Snyder revelled in porographic violence without conveying any of the horror implicit in the candy colored graphic novel.

Leave the guilt, take the canoli.

Snopes.com says the album was due for realease in November.

Ass babies, just like in the Omen sequel.

I'm not sure I agree that a Gore presidency could have or would have prevented 9/11 but I'm confident that Gore presidency would have responded better. Under Gore, it is not likely we would have invaded Iraq (though not out of the question—Clinton wanted to without any direct provocation and the Republicans would not…

Good read.

Persimmon, that may be the reason why Betty should have left him but I don't believe it is the reason she did. I just don't think that's how she works.

I suspect she knew his beating off and wanted to break his concentration; she was probably trying to slyly let him know that she knew he was beating off.

I'm another one who loves "a thing like that" and was terribly disappointed when Pete failed to say it when he found out about Trudy's pregnancy.

Doris was quite pretty but she wasn't in Don's rarefied league. Also, she wasn't in Don's social class (though she was in Dick's).

Only, in this case, that is not hyperbole.

So, apparently, did the showrunners of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Luther Slaone was little more than Colonel Flagg in space (not that he wasn't awesome).

I will file your comment under "truer words," dgl.

Huh. Faye Reagan has modeled for them
One of the few porn stars I know by name—I like her freckles (and her puffy nipples).

This is (one of the many reasons) why…
…China will own us well before 2030.

Circumcison became common in the US primarily as a way to ward off masturbation.

So Sally masturbates…
…to a bondage scene and then ends the episode literally going behind the green door.

It wasn't actually a poetry class, it was one of those course designed to fill the math/science requirement without requiring any math. If you were a humanities or social studies major (I was both), you took two of these and you were done (Rutgers later toughened up on the math). It was called "Genetics, Law and…

"they'd pee their pants"