Had she not died, Marta could have been cured with the magic space thorazine and become a librarian or something—a hot, green space librarian.

Porn would either be awesome or a nightmare…

Working… dear.

Taub is great because Taub is funny.

…Spock.

…not Spock.

Combaticus, you should always take the opportunity to block a firstie by posting a relevant comment that has nothing to do with being first. Always.

Gotta agree with the other critics
Been saying it myself for years: Cox was better. And I'm sure I'm not the first to say this—I haven't read through the review yet, let alone the comments.

…correcting Bfred, who should have posted:

Update: just spent the entire day with another whore, real tits, shaved twat.

Why thank you!

I just made her think I was thinking of letting her go. She needs the money.

Tragedy+Time=Comedy

Delroy Lindo was no slouch, either.

I think it would be great if the baby is Jesus. That would mean that God knocked up some chick and then completely forgot about it. God as a blackout drunk explains a great many things.

…the merchant of the sea.

If they ever make that Preacher series…

God's the bad guy, though
That's gotta count for something, right?

What scares me…
…is the part where Tony talks about how his whore-mongering misogyny is really just the result of being a sensitive romantic with a broken heart. Like reading my own diary—if I had a diary.

John Mayer…
…has finally found someone to go toe-toe with him.