Does he at least get a lapel pin?

A lot of "big" names have never been in good movies for the simple reason that there aren't that many good movies to go around.

Basterds was awesome!

Don't forget my personal favorite, Battle Beyond the Stars.

You are a Mindhead.

I thought it was Geordi from Star Trek.

The unstoppable pink menace—it was Forbidden Planet's Monster from the Id all over again.

I was disappointed.

The Texas Chainsaw Massengill.

Tom Ridge just came out and admitted that the Bush administration as much as committed treason during the 04 race with bogus terror alerts—something that was obvious at the time but no one in the MSM save The Daily Show would say. I'd say a series made from a shitty movie doesn't come close.

Young man, you say you hate pornography…

The old lady has big tits! She's dancing! She says "oh baby!"

BURN!

Pete, Christ wasn't a Christ figure—that's the point. All messiahs are ultimately frauds.

It's an accurate distinction—and this coming from a fat guy.

Eh, he was on DS9. Speaking as a trekkie, there's nothing more uncool than that.

I just know I'm going to internet hell for failing to write a dissertation on The Man in the High Castle a couple of weeks ago.

Buncha fags.

Tommy's true father getting killed made Tommy into that much more of Christ figure. The story of the movie improves upon the story of the rock opera in every way imaginable, including moving the action from the early/mid to mid/late 20th century.

The thing Jackie did that disgusted me the most was one of the things that was supposed to show us how caring she was. When she doped up that stabbing victim to get him to go back to the loser slut whose crazy ex (I'm sure he was real a charmer when she chose him) did the stabbing, I decided I wanted to see her…