Thai? You didn't say he was a Thai!

Yep. Now let Cheadle wave the gun and it's "One aerosol of negro, coming up!" and everyone says "Oh, it was totally justified!"

It is nice—very prosaic but nice.

Of course not—they'd have shot Cheadle, not Sandler
I refer, of course, to: "(P)ointing his gun at New York officers. Unbelievably, they don't immediately put 41 bullets into him. (They're very nice, all things considered.)"

SPOILER

Okay, I'll let it go after this, but…
… no way in hell is "I. Mudd"—fun as it is—a better episode than "The Menagerie" or "Where No Man Has Gone Before."

That movie is one of the best awful pieces of shit ever made. (I have fond memeories of sitting in the office of the Rutgers College Student Center and watching that movie instead of, you know, working.) Secret Fiasco Failsauce!

"i really want to see a good adaptation of the lathe of heaven. the one with lukas haas was surprisingly dull; i hear the public television version from the early 80s is quite good, but i haven't come across it yet."

"What's even funnier is that while I love both of the film adaptations, I found the novel itself to be duller than dogshit. After the bajillionith scene of them sitting around discussing the molecular makeup of the psi-creatures, I just gave up."

The Shining is another masterpiece. Kubrick's got a half dozen of 'em, easy.

Rev, don't make me show you my French flipper trick.

Hunk skank.

But you did need to find the way home.

To my knowledge, two McGee books have been adapted to film or tv and both adapatations were awful, just awful. Darker than Amber was made into a theatrical film and The Empty Copper Sea was made into a telemovie.

Well I'm glad we agree.

Garvitas is when you fuck a pregnant lady, sillies.

This is not Knocked Up
This is a shrill cougar's fantasy about fucking (and trapping) a sexy, vacuous little boy. Knocked Up was a loser schlub's fanatsy about fucking (and trapping) a miserable, cunty* yet hot piece of ass.

Dead red shirts
Did you notice that the story required so many red shirts to die that we see something we've never seen before or since in TOS: a landing party (don't call it an away team!) beaming down in shifts?

"Uma's real life toes looked godawful in Kill Bill. Totally killed my foot/Uma fetish."

Actually, LD, that's just how I felt.