"wye oak?"
"because we hate your ears."

Ok fine.

leave that poor girl alone

Dog get a new game!

That dog isn't shopping.

howcanthisbe

Yeah, that could do, with a brass and wood stand.

EV-RY ONE'S A CROOK-ED CAHP!

The real problem is the beans are burned to shit.

Accurate. That would just be medium roasted Nicaraguan beans and it would come in a single serving french press made of brass and glass.

"…but in the movie The Mask it's my favorite section."

I got it.

I thought it was just the "featured cookie monster comment".

If Chins Could Kill is such a fun read.

Time for Kinja Geniuses

I think it's "Fai." by pixel count.

well then it'd be different

Fuck yeah, get paid Patty!

wait is his name Jesse because he is a priest and says "have mercy"?

I'm sorry but you shitheads won't trick me into googling "lil peep".