I mean… also they are cool.

try and deny that bears are scary.

I don't know if Manimal posts here any longer.

HERE WE GO

walmart.

I don't want to start a massive flame war here or anything, but I'm looking forward to seeing this movie.

At times like this I am reminded how cheap and available guns are and wonder why I don't have like a bunch of them.

Hey, things that are in the real world can still be irony and satire.

"AM I THE ONLY ONE SICK AND TIRED OF BEING TOLD TO PICK UP MY TRASH WHEN WE HAVE PLENTY OF JANITORS PAID TO DO IT? I'M GOING TO WALMART."

You see this El Santo? You hear about this?

Remember when Ted Danson dated Snookie and then showed up at her roast in orange face?

I once tried to convince myself that one of the Romanoff princesses survived, but that was mostly to feel better about sleeping with that old lady.

Oh for real? You think maybe not?

Woof, rough time for you then.

can't prove a negative!

AHLAMEEDAH

Hey, I can see the Jerry Orbach car from where I'm sitting. Right there! Yeah, there!

Lastest Resortest Ship

Those aren't even nondiscript pouches! They are holsters and mag-loops and grenade loops!

That doesn't make you a bad person unless you somehow determined that one of the mcelroy's OR nick robinson HAD to be a creeper, and encouraged Nick to sexually harass women so that none of the brothers would be the one.