Yep. People keep sending me explanations of why rural voters will vote for him and my reaction is just that. You can hate Democrats for things, of course, but he's not even a real person.

There is a short list of things that make me feel the physical desire to commit violence. This is near the top. I'm sorry, MLA, and I wish we were better.

How anyone can live with "a true contrarian" is beyond me. Might as well call yourself "a true annoyance."

It boggles the mind how anyone can think he is suitable for the office. The fact that a significant percentage of men can ignore his attitude towards women is pathetic and despicable.

This was pretty great. Almost everyone was on fire or had some great moments. My favorite though, was Winston's, "Wooo! Politics!" and then that smile afterward. So great.

Okay, fair enough. I feel like I'd wanna find an artist first. But that's cool. Seems like a really fun medium to write.

You draw it yourself?

Done.

That's awesome, congrats to you too! I wish I could write a comic, but alas, I have no artistic talent.

I may finish the first draft of my book this week. Woo hoo! That's amazing considering a year ago I wasn't doing any writing at all. So excited for people to read it.

Will do.

I feel like most hunters that eat what they kill (and don't need to) are actually doing it for sport. They just happen to also eat their prey. Like what makes you choose to go hunt, shoot, and kill an animal on your own if you have ready access to that food? If people were doing this and somehow cutting down on…

Yeah, that's kinda what I was going for.

I'm not exactly sure why Dan Savage is talking about guns on his sex podcast, but I feel much closer to his position than I should probably admit. No one will convince me that there is a good explanation for hunting unless you absolutely need to for food. And there ain't that many people that do.

Negotiation? But it's called "the shocker" for a reason!

I was just happy to be able to skip half the column and get on down to the comments.

Yeah. It's why I generally stay out of the conversation unless other straight white guys need some sense talked into them. And even then I usually try to let the oppressed speak for themselves.

Those are three of my favorite movies of the year, good choices.

Realizing I'm weeks away from being done with the first draft of my book, I started thinking about a book cover. I could not design it myself, so I asked around and Your Friend Johnny over on the Avocado is going to help me out. I'm excited.

No, your smell is endearing.