Lyrics are the worst. My goal would be to be as absurdist as someone like Pavement or Guided by Voices.

Writing has been going well. Started working this week on what may be the most difficult sections of the book. I can't wait to finish it and get some feedback from my editor, MLA.

The best screwball comedy?

One year. Has it been one year? Time flies. In any case:

Love volleyball. Beach, inside, men's, women's. Don't matter.

Lyrics are overrated, in my opinion. Write some music and a melody, worry about the lyrics later.

I know this about you!

Shit, go for it.

I would not be surprised if that worked. Sometimes, at least.

$400…hmm…is it a Cabbage Patch Kid?

The Hoe Is Here being the title of your autobiography, of course.

Agreed, but the closest river to me is the Chicago river, and, well, that's just a death sentence.

I may do that someday!

I wouldn't call not wanting to hurt a friend condescension. That seems like basic decency. If you let that be the only reason you don't try a romantic relationship, then maybe you'll be in the wrong.

Is there a sex question in here?

I can appreciate this mindset. I still want to try writing music. I've written the bare bones of a song, but never finished it. It doesn't help that I've been crazy busy and also live in a place where I never feel comfortable playing or singing.

Stranger Things is great. Though I still have two episodes left.

The idea of going to a club makes me so glad I don't drink alcohol so there is no way I can ever be talked into going to a club again.

I mean, they really shouldn't go outside the lines anyway.

Go look up false equivalency and then come back…