SURPRISE!!!

That just means you're not ready.

Nah, rejection of a relationship doesn't mean "I don't like you." It means "we are not compatible that way." I have plenty of friends I like that I don't want to be in relationships with.

"Dear Diary,

Tis true. I just feel like people deserve something. You're ghosting. That's shitty.

That's the truest thing the brothers on My Brother, My Brother, and Me ever said. Don't ask someone out when they don't have the option or ability to leave. Not cool.

I didn't see the first one, Must Love Dogs. Will I be lost?

Supposed to be a silly joke about your name, 'sall.

You can't send a rejection text? Now that's sad.

I'm a child.

"Higher education operative"

She must like dumbasses.

Now you've ensured that's going to happen.

I was too lazy to put more thought into it.

*picture of date*

Yes, and yes.

Can non-bitches participate? Not saying I am one, just asking…

There's a half dozen of you. A half dozen!

Same, I saw the movie first. Loved the book ending.

I really like it too. Atmospheric is a perfect description of it.