No. Is this serious? Do people tell them to stop it?

I stole that from Ali G.

The most serious and depressing porn ever. And that's saying a lot.

This made me laugh out loud.

"Have you yourself ever been aborted?"

WHEW

I was going to say something sexist here but then I couldn't. I'm a wuss.

…um…crap…

Can I answer even if I am not LGBT? Dating a bi woman (and becoming best friends with her) has made my life immeasurably better. I pay more attention to issues that affect the LGBT community than I used to and I see more offensive stuff than I used to, simply because I wasn't as aware of it. It also helped me see…

So happy my favorite show ever is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I get to keep hiding this secret sexist side just a little bit longer.

My thoughts go out to Opera Punk, who is lovely in her own right.

That would be amazing.

Yeah, she probably talks that way too and it's really obnoxious.

Ah, so going there might not be fun. I'd want to do it anyway though. Just cause. And I'm a child.

Yeah, that was kinda my thought. Go there anyway. Fuck that.

And storm out immediately with anything less.

Okay, you got me. I'm good. I have no problems. I just like winding you up.

I did that, but less a diorama, and more…life-sized.

Well, I meant cause hopefully EAH would take it and I wouldn't have it anymore. I wasn't thinking of any one particular problem.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO WITH MY PROBLEMS