Coke Zero is garbage and it will never happen.

I'm well aware of that, but it's way easier for readers to ignore.

Oh there's no way they have good sex. Or healthy sex.

Anything that gets me that sweet, sweet A7X sound.

It's really just the language. I'm not saying he meant anything by it, but that's how it sounds to me. I'm 100% against any controlling behavior of any kind, unless that someone is your boss and giving you a paycheck, so I agree with the advice, in theory. It seemed like a quick jump to that when we don't…

Nah, they just think it's gross.

Can your room mate Kathy teach me Avenged Sevenfold songs?

Just doing it. I got no other better suggestions. Practice changing between one pair of chords for awhile, then a different pair. It just takes time and is the hardest part of beginning to learn guitar. If you have a really simple song to play to make it more enjoyable that might help.

Yep. A tad different.

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If you can't get that to work, make the popping noise with your own mouth. I don't know how that helps, but it does.

Pay attention to her reactions.

You are quite a demanding Hoe. I'll see what I can do!

Crap. I think I was born Nickelback.

Can you teach me how to play Avenged Sevenfold songs?

I'm sorry! How can I make it up to you?

EXTREMELY SHITTY

Gracias.

I KID, I KID.

Where can I get good advice on quitting drinking Coke?