Well, yes, but my way was pithier. :P

Hey, I love it too!

Yeah. Growing up with pretty great parents and friends in a liberal environment… man, was learning what a large percentage of people are like just devastating.

Ha! Nah, I'll take it. I forgot that was a Borat reference so this is a rare case of explaining something making it funnier.

This is smart because what guys like is stupid.

Thanks?

BEADS?!

That is slightly redeeming.

His continued existence catches me off guard.

I love that song. Man I hope I get to see that when it comes to Chicago.

That's what you get for going to Trader Joes.

That's kinda what I figured, but it's a pretty messed up mindset in any case.

Having a sex life in my thirties after not really having one in my twenties has been a pretty pleasant surprise.

Oh hell no. Food shopping doesn't even count as shopping.

Shopping is the worst.

Why are biphobic people having threesomes? Oh yeah, people are dumb.

Hmm…yep, still shitty. Right on the first try.

Sounds like you're applying your feelings (that women are just holes to stick it into) to all men. Which is stupid, shitty, and like others have said, harmful.

Maybe she meant to say "uptight" or was so drunk she thought that's what she said?

This is brilliant.