Tell her your "Edgar Allen Hoe" idea, guaranteed date getter.

Are you telling me I have to respect "scalia" now?

It'd probably wake my dad.

That might work!

I never knew!

How about if I scream, "Get out, get out, get out!" at increasing volume and then cry on my pillow?

Whoa, that was weird.

Hmm…

Goddammit how do I tell my mom to leave me alone so I can comment on Savage Love? Help.

Yay for a UHF instead of Seven hard left turn!

True. That's the test of how much you care, I suppose. I'm hoping you can accomplish the tenth of a second though. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Well this is when you get one of your outgoing friends to find out about him/possibly talk to him and do the legwork for you.

Yeah, yeah, you with your logic.

Plus you've always said you liked Asian women.

You know what also works? Boobs.

4!

What's in the box? What's in the boooox?

I am glad you think so. You're sweet.

That explains a lot.

Oh, pshaw.