Just watch Weird Science, man.

400 comments in half an hour is pretty intimidating.

Not being one to say I told you so, I'm going to say:

Believe me, I'm thinking about it.

Pestering someone you love like this is something I'll never understand. All it does is build up irritation and resentment.

Makes me even happier about it.

Well said on both, while the first is way easier said than done.

Downvoted.

Never tell us how you know this.

Thank that for fuck!

Valentine's? Did my usual. By which I mean I worked until 10pm, left to find my battery dead because I left the lights on. Waited an hour and a half for AAA to give me a jump. Got home at 12:15am, did some homework and ended up with four hours of sleep for my 11 hours of class the next day.

Her stomach, right.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I do not.

Darn tootin'.

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1) In making the lives of people around me better (really, my baseline is not making them worse)

Hey, it's not sexist when I do it!

HEY TO YOU TOO!

THAT'S MY LINE