That's totally understandable. And I don't even wanna spend time carousing. I'm too old for that. And if that were the attitude most people took it'd be totally cool.

I will do that right now! I didn't know she'd done one.

Agreed, that's a good one. If you mean for free, I'm not sure. I'd have to assume they have them on iTunes. At the very least start with the b-sides album The Masterplan. I'm old enough that I bought all the singles as they came out, so I've had them for many years.

You get it.

If you haven't already, check out their B-sides. They have a ton of good ones. Many good enough to be on albums.

Man, I hope you never meet, say, Donald Trump.

It wasn't working from about 11:30 to 12:20, central time.

Thank you! This is what I'm going to think whenever anyone brings it up here.

To anyone?

I never noticed! And I think you're cool.

Fortunately I had MrsLangdonAlger to confirm I was not the only one. Also she got tired of waiting and wanted me to say hi to the Savage Love peeps for her here.

Never! I still don't know what it is and I refuse to find out.

Nope. I am a ridiculously huge Oasis fan. It was a B-side:

Neither of you are emo! Also, if not here, then where?

Because you just want them to be as happy and fulfilled as you are, and you know that's not possible unless they have kids.

I can't believe this would surprise anyone.

See, it feels far off to me. Believe me, that's a ton of time.

He's trying to sew a vagina on?

This is it. This is the most important thing to remember.

If I remember correctly, we are not. I'm 38.