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Curly! Straight! Curly! Straight!

Thredson reads Boy's Life; Mary-Eunice reads Nun's Life.

This salsa was made in NEW YORK CITY?!?!

He's got that Woody Allen touch.

He's got that Woody Allen touch.

My Beast of the Southern Wild clenched up big time during this movie.

My Beast of the Southern Wild clenched up big time during this movie.

Sticking pipe cleaners to your face! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Sticking pipe cleaners to your face! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Maybe the Tolkien fan in me is overwhelming the critic in me, but I loved it. On top of nailing some of the most important scenes in the history of adventure stories, Jackson is taking seeds of Tolkien text and spinning new yarns from them, throwing a magnifying glass on the tiniest details of Middle Earth. Which just

Maybe the Tolkien fan in me is overwhelming the critic in me, but I loved it. On top of nailing some of the most important scenes in the history of adventure stories, Jackson is taking seeds of Tolkien text and spinning new yarns from them, throwing a magnifying glass on the tiniest details of Middle Earth. Which just

Bugger me.

Bugger me.

2112 Is A Joke

2112 Is A Joke

No.

No.

They'd be required to do "In Germany Before the War"

They'd be required to do "In Germany Before the War"

This bag is full of money, so fuck all y'all.