This is the industry that produced

Yeah, I should have known it. Hard to believe! It was all right there in front of me.
—Sam Smith

… and no-one seems to notice.
They grow up so fast, and they grow up alone.

She has all the power of the universe, but she still has to learn about love that chicken.

Sarah Palin Tail.

*sings a hymn praising the majesty and glory of the polarity*

In Soviet Russia, Gotham is based on Detroit.

That's definitely the best sort of metaphor.

So you really think "a show that has … some sort of fox in a suit thing going on" is some sort of valid criticism? All that says to most people is that it has some sort of unrealistic (one might say fantastic) elements, and I don't see how you, as a proponent of a freaking Hellblazer adaptation, could consider that a…

Female — the best kind of male.

Gotham (FOX, 8 p.m.)
Sleepy Hollow (FOX, 8 p.m.)

Look, not to ruin everyone's fun in hating on it, but in reality it's VERY possible to murder an adult by lifting them with a weather balloon, such that they likely die from the impact after it bursts.

For some reason? Probably because you read the last review, where Oliver Sava said:
"Huge thanks to Gargoyles fans for checking out these reviews and keeping the conversation going in comments. If you want to see more Gargoyles coverage, make sure to let us know! In the meanwhile, you can enjoy reviews of the final…

FWIW: These days, I timeshift almost all the TV I watch, frequently watching a show during lunch the next day. As a result, by the time I watch the show and read the AVC review, I rarely have anything to say that hasn't been said already; personally I'd _like_ coverage on the American schedule, so I can just pirate it…

No, that wasn't weird at all.

… while they slept?

What, are you denth? Are you retartheth or thomething? Who the hell do you think I am?

Think less "black knight" and more "dark knight" — clearly, it means she's Batgrimm! (Batgirlmm?)

Close, but you really need to replace the aluminum bat with a tire iron.

Batmanda 4ever!