I'll miss the show's dark brown voice.

Hottest instance of the word "poots" ever, no doubt.

Agreed on all counts.

Appreciate it, but can't take credit for OYG…it's a Bender quote from Futurama (a show of which I'm a big fan, in case my avatar didn't give it away).

What the fuck you talking about?

I would pay upwards of tens of dollars for The Dude's bowling pin pipe.

The bidding for the sweater should run between four thousand and six thousand bones…or clams…or whatever you call them.

Correction: It really tied the Jeff Bridges torso together.

This was an easy one that I haven't seen over in this week's AVQ&A. Duh.

My first thought when I saw the headline:
I know what those words mean, but that sign makes no sense!

So…
Will Scorcese be forced to mutilate his genitals as part of this project?

Ohhoowhoa, no Lobsters 1 can't go for that.

Does anyone know if she's hot? I'm totally superficial (and too lazy to go to Google, apparently).

Oh. Your. God.
Seriously…I'm giddily (and guiltily) anticipating Sheen's batshit crazy, fully public response to this news.

Who the fuck cares…about Arsenio!

Punk'd!

Yeah, I realized this morning when I woke up that it was Woods and not Spader.

-Eye On Springfield
-Make Your Own Ladder
-Streetcar!
-The James Spader movie where he plays a tightly-wound convenience store clerk
-Kidz Newz
-Paul Harvey's Mr and Mrs Erotic American
-Radioactive Man (the movie)
-Cirque De Puree
-Das Butt
-The full Barney/Linda Ronstadt album
-The full B-Sharps album (for all the latest…

I have neither watched these yet (they're on the DVR) nor read the write-up
But, in that photo, the flag behind Donna makes it look like she's wearing a garishly large, pointy party hat (or maybe a dunce cap).

For the love of God
Somebody please register "Bizarre Frottage Ritual" as a username immediately.