Seems like there really isn't much in the way of Sarah cheesecake anymore…one of the consequences of the guy getting the girl, I guess.

Tubeneck!

No one is reading this anymore, but I'll agree, after my first listen of the new album, that it's over-produced. Honus's voice sounds like it's been manipulated to the point of Auto-tune. The drums (such a primal part of the live show) are minimized.

With a nail gun.

Yeah
Fuck this guy.

Based on that bullshit response to the TX Chainsaw Massacre 3-d thing yesterday (which I thought was funny and perfectly appropriate), I'd say it's actually a matter of people reading the articles TOO DAMN MUCH.

Oh the sweet, delicious
Schadenfreude.

Wokka wokka wokka
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Their live show is indeed something to behold. Can't wait to hear this new record.

Pure gold, O'Neal
That fictional quote from the Reg in the negotiations…wow. Good stuff. Keep it up, sir.

I'll be damned
I was really not expecting this to be good.

A hilarious refrigerator alarm.

Say what?

I've said it once (today), and I'll say it again
Michelle Forbes, if you're reading this, I wan't to have your babies. So badly.

I approve of this story.

The Inner Light
Get ready, people, for quite possibly the best hour of Star Trek television ever made.

Michelle Forbes, if you're reading this
I want to have your babies. So badly.

That scarred genuis!
Megan Fox, I mean.

All the liberalism on this thread makes Victoria Jackson uncomfortable. And fat.

Is she still married to Aronofsky?
Because, if not, I'm totally going to make my move (that photograph is all the additional inspiration I needed).