I don't play Call of Duty, but this looks pretty awesome
Dig the exploitation vibe of the trailer.

It would be better if
The guy had gotten into an argument and then a fight with a manatee in Cousin County, Florida.

Yes, but
Who will come up with recipes for the Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse?

Nice Onion/AV Club synergy
I see what you did there.

The Shinning?

No offense to our neighbors to the north, but I've always thought Canada's history was pretty much devoid of sexy, sexy intrigue. Could just be me stereotyping or being ignorant, but I don't think so.

Not sure I'd call GOT "horny" exactly
Unless rape is considered horny.

Think my only complaint is that the end of the album feels pretty abrupt. Wondering if the "Pt 1 and 2" may have something to do with that.

Definitely a return to form. Reminds me of Hello Nasty in terms of quality and production, although it's not as musically wide-ranging as that album. In terms of straight-up MCing, there's some shit on the first two tracks that may be the smoothest shit these honkeys have ever laid down.

Funky
Donkey!

3.4, definitely. It's got the consistency of an ice cream cake but tastes like fresh apple pie.

Yeah, I never ever listen to 5 Burroughs, and had low expectations for this.

Yo shut the fuck up, Penguin-man! You be paying three meals for some of that Hot Sauceass.

NO JOKES
And…Sean O'Neal has now been added to the government no-fly list.

Sorry, you (and Peter Jackson) are both wrong on this point about The Return of the King. I mean, all the Aragorn stuff (Houses of Healing, marriage to Arwen, etc) are *right there in the title* and the "scouring of the Shire" stuff, as Tolkien rightly insisted, is absolutely necessary to bring the story to its…

By far the largest collection of porn magazines I've ever seen in one place was in a gas station outside of Salt Lake City. Seriously…it was ridiculous how many magazines this place had…stacks and stacks and stacks of 'em.

Hey Microsoft! If you're working on this technology…stop!

You keys on the first two rows…you *will* get wet.

Someone should film this "fuck-finding expedition"
and release it in 3-D in Hong Kong.

The Fapping IV
Mission To Mars