Wow…I'm not even through reading the whole thing…
…and, O'Neal, that shit was epic.

Obviously
They hired Moore because Palin just needed to be sexier, DAMMIT.

As does New York magazine. Sort of.

Easily the best part of VR Ghengis is the way he smiles and nods while the raping and death is going on all around him.

John McCain, you have not gone to the doctor!

…thereby confirming what many of us have suspected for some time: Arsenio Billingham didn't just get his moniker from 30 Rock…he actually *is* Jack Donaghy, somehow come to life and posting on the AV Club.

And since you're constantly watching that Nick and Norah movie, this habit really keeps you from getting anything else done.

And…let's watch!

I guess this means that the…person…running FYSO'N is going to have to hunt down and kill Amelie, both because she had a dinner engagement with O'Neal, and because she stood him up.

Yes, but how can I get MORE Sheen
Because we obviously haven't been getting enough.

Hello, is this Florence and The Machine? I'M SICK OF YOUR SONG, FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE. SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF IT.

Question: Could donuts stop Charlie Sheen?

Weed and Water
Two and a Half Fingers (of whiskey)

Set your dial to WINNING.

I personally think they were *both* high…she's just more of an uppity stoner, while the Franco chills out when he's keefed.

And in the fourth and most terrible of these films, it turns out that nuclear weapons shouldn't be combined with the tuscan sun.

The Fapping 2
This time…it's faponal.

Sweet
I enjoy the Spider-Man recurring posts better than the Sheen shit anyway (both kinds are excellently written…just feeling the Sheen fatigue).

I Wonder(wall)
Would a song about fake, plastic trees have been good enough for him? Would those trees have been modern enough?

Definitely stay out of the woods with the bloody rags…that's a lesson Mercutio's bear-eaten corpse left for the world.