Using my remote, I manage to avoid the dreck by simply not watching it - a privilege I shall be exercising readily in regards to this.  If this is by all accounts a poor production, why should I not respond to it the same way I would respond to Jersey Shore or Honey Boo Boo?  Why should I subject myself to a terrible…

Using my remote, I manage to avoid the dreck by simply not watching it - a privilege I shall be exercising readily in regards to this.  If this is by all accounts a poor production, why should I not respond to it the same way I would respond to Jersey Shore or Honey Boo Boo?  Why should I subject myself to a terrible…

"Snooki, JWow, Honey Boo Boo, Ryan Sechrest, and every other shit storm of the modern era. It is enough to make me want to rip my eyes out."

"Snooki, JWow, Honey Boo Boo, Ryan Sechrest, and every other shit storm of the modern era. It is enough to make me want to rip my eyes out."

Followed shortly by:

Followed shortly by:

"Milla Jovovich…is…an eyeball-occupier"

"Milla Jovovich…is…an eyeball-occupier"

I don't know.  I thought the inclusion of an ominous public organisation dedicated to controlling the masses through fear was a bit too obvious a stab at Scientology.

I don't know.  I thought the inclusion of an ominous public organisation dedicated to controlling the masses through fear was a bit too obvious a stab at Scientology.

Well, no.  As many Russians, Chinese, Brazilians and Europeans (which apparently excludes Russians) watch these things as do Americans, cumulatively producing a profit.  And none of those countries (or regions) matched the US domestic box office for the last film, which was $60,128,566 - not even the collective…

Well, no.  As many Russians, Chinese, Brazilians and Europeans (which apparently excludes Russians) watch these things as do Americans, cumulatively producing a profit.  And none of those countries (or regions) matched the US domestic box office for the last film, which was $60,128,566 - not even the collective…

Dnieper?  I hardly know 'er!

Dnieper?  I hardly know 'er!

"…but it looks good and, at least based on the first episode, it goes down easy."
Man, the reviewer really has it in for Jennifer Tilly.

"…but it looks good and, at least based on the first episode, it goes down easy."
Man, the reviewer really has it in for Jennifer Tilly.

Wait, the Nic Cage performance where he ran around in black eye-liner and toting a shotgun while channelling Adam West is him being "low-key and restrained"?

Wait, the Nic Cage performance where he ran around in black eye-liner and toting a shotgun while channelling Adam West is him being "low-key and restrained"?

The guy got elected to national office based on nothing but his name alone, and then presided over the collapse of California's political and fiscal stability.

The guy got elected to national office based on nothing but his name alone, and then presided over the collapse of California's political and fiscal stability.