Also, Mad Men was good.

"Hot Jazz Ham" is Don's nickname for Bette Draper in Season 6.

I'm going to meat you guys halfway here, but I disapprove of shitty puns.

2.5: One to get the lightbulb, one to change it, and one to lie screaming on the floor while blood gushes out of the stumps where his legs were.

TOOBER!  It's 'reboot' spelled backwards!

Do bear in mind the context.  Savage responded to a query about whether bisexual men were mostly gay with, "Not a lot of mostly straight guys go, 'I think I'll put a penis in my mouth.'"  The implication here is that if you have ever had sex with a man, then you are clearly just gay and in denial, and not bisexual.…

I don't know.  I'm still partial to this gem from Elton John:

That's well, Barney.  But your little brother is standing in the middle of Pangaea!

He is the very model of a McPickleshitter,
He hates all matters musical - whether Smash, Glee or Glitter…

One does not simply the rubicon of ridiculousness.

Yeah, am I the only one who thought Cameron came off better in this than Tyson?  The former just bitched about an insignificant shot that no one but an obsessive would notice, in a way evidently designed to demonstrate his intellect.  It was Cameron who actually chose to replace the shot.

All those terribly unconvicing model shots of the Titanic have been replaced with more realistic CGI spaceship dogfights.

I'm going to assume that "C, C, C, C, C, C" stands for "Classic Coopted by Cabaline Cunt's Crass Company".

With great power comes great apathy.

I don't think there's much of a mystery in pointing out that fans of a series are more willing to overlook its faults and offer higher grades than a critic employed to objectively review it.

Counterpoint: The Daily Show.

Many Bovines died to bring us this information.

[Posts side-by-side pictures of Al Gore devouring a kitten and Olbermann wearing a jacket]

Cop(rophilia) Out?

And now I can never watch that film again.