So you have to be a "vicious, evil, crazy far right troll" to have a problem with rape being described as "having sex with"?

All the good writers left a few months ago to go to thedissolve. Apparently, the shitty writers stuck around. 

He's a Holocaust survivor.

Rape.

Which is pretty much why this article sounds like a strident defense of rape culture, child molestation and fucking Roman Polanski.

And what the fuck is this review pretending that this movie is anything other than an apologetic for a rapist motherfucker? Fucking hell, I thought that some of the decent writers stayed during that mass exodus to thedissolve. 

Yes, we should be like you and pretend that rape is cool and that it would be better for all concerned if rapists got away with 30 day sentences - and even that's really hard on them since there are so many rapes that they aren't committing except in prison.

He didn't have the French accent at the time.

Well if you believe that Roman Polanski should only get 30 days evaluation, then yeah you're condoning child rape.

Gosh. Are you saying that it's ok to drug and rape a 13 year old girl (not "have sex" but rape - read the transcript of her testimony and you see that it would be rape if she as an adult woman - it's only more hideous being a 13 year old) and only get 30 days in an institution?

I only did it once. You have to say it three times in a mirror for her to come back.

No problem. I also loved Desperate Housewives at one point - especially when Roger Bart was on it.

Roger Bart. His first major role was as the serial killer in the first season of Desperate Housewives. He was on almost everything for a couple of years and then he seems to have either gotten selective or less marketable.

New boyfriend for Barney's brother?

Especially contrasted with miserable Ted.

Paparazzi are not journalists. They are cockroaches who make money off of getting evidence that Lindsay Lohan's butt has gotten fatter.

Only that would make the show interesting

I think they abandoned Stephen King way back when they transformed Junior from a genuinely scary psychopath into a Snidely Whiplash joke.

And suddenly a meth lab explosion which kills everyone but the cutest 9 people in the town doesn't seem like such a dumb ending after all. 

I loved the part with the penguins that shoot laser beams. But I wasn't too sure about the pigs on unicycles. That show is getting weird.