He's a fictional character.

Zimmerman getting off for murdering a teenager in cold blood is incredibly depressing news.

You didn't know him. He wasn't your BFF. You don't give a flying fuck about him except that he's your excuse to get on a moral high horse.

Yes. Yes they do.

No. That's bullshit. You choose addiction when you choose to expose yourself to your drug of choice and you keep choosing addiction when you stay on it.

Tasteful and Glee parted company around episode 4.

On the other hand, he was a blandly handsome actor who was making the most out of a starring role and it was only going to be downhill from there.

I prefer the one where he uses a vacuum cleaner as an oxygen machine.

And if you really want to get pissed off, just google him and see all the tricks he used in those 13 years to avoid trial.

But the real question remains - has Amanda Seyfried signed up to be in the Veronica Mars movie? And is the reason why she hasn't?

Speaking of which, I am doing a sequel to my Bible Themed horror multi-author short story collection, She Nailed a Stake Through His Head.

It had Paul hanging out at Stephen's stoning looking evil (because he was Saul at the time). I was so NOT familiar with the story that it came as a pleasant surprise when Paul did his Darth Vader turnaround.

Thou Shat not rape my family on a beach…

Maybe they can bring back Kings.

So you don't like people getting nailed through the head with stakes?

The thing is that they already did a miniseries based on the disciples and Paul. I think it was called AD. It was awesome mostly because it also had the crazy Roman emperors - so those were really the only people in the Roman empire to care about - the weird Jewish cult and the emperors. Everyone else can just go…

And he's from the feminist kingdom.

That's true too. I just find it interesting that he doesn't SEEM like he's passively aggressively introducing the topic that he's going to pester her about until she gives in or feels bad about it. But after 9 years, she sees this as the opening gambit in a war of attrition that it is.

Superhero movies are awesome.

John Cusack as a character in a movie doesn't usually annoy me. Say Anything and High Fidelity were both great examples of him playing the goofy loser.