So he can hang out with the impoverished muppet whose parents got taken in by his dad's ponzi scheme.

Six million terrible things. ha ha ha

Does Oscar hang out with the impoverished Muppet - trading tips on how to make the most out of food stamps?

All I can think is Damnit? Why doesn't Michael Boatman do this with his books? Granted, it's hard to convey "the mattress smelled like the septic tanks behind the Mexican abortion clinic at high tide" in a film but if anyone can do it, Boatman can. (yeah that's sort of a plug for God Laughs When You Die)

I'm just going to assume that "some science" is the same science that fuels 9/11 conspiracy theories and anti-Monsanto rants.

Really? Seriously, that's what you got out of it?

Actually that's pretty much what Daniel Tosh said.

Hell, considering how many college students hire people like me to write their papers, it seems almost quaint.

You're an idiot.

Considering that Paul Johnson wrote an 800 page book called Modern Times: American 1920-1990 and mentioned the Martin Luther King jr. ONCE (talking about his affairs) and the civil rights movement maybe twice - mostly in the context of "President Johnson gave black people everything they wanted and still it wasn't…

Don't know about "even the most remote sympathy for a Palestinian" but there is a LOT of bullshit in regards to Israel that gets blown out of proportion. Throwing terms like "genocide" and "concentration camps" and "ethnic cleansing" around in regards to Israel does no one any favors. Yes, the Israel/Palestinian…

If Alanis Morrisette ever covered Blue Suede Shoes, Elvis would certainly have the right to come out of the grave and yell at her.

Dahl probably just didn't like the original version because Gene Wilder is Jewish.

Spoken like someone who never saw that piece of shit that Burton put out. 

So you don't like Bob Dylan's Christmas album?

No. Everything needs a statue. If we can have multi-colored Snoopy statues in Saint Paul, Duluth should get a dozen Bob Dylan statues - and then paint them. Blue and green and teal!

Saint Paul will ship all of its Snoopy statues up to Duluth to troll the Bob Dylan statues.

So you don't want a ninja loan?

Those are awesome. Kate Beaton is so cool.

There are two of them? I always just assumed that Steve Jackson started out making the books and then went on to start the games company.