Since we are living in a modern democracy and we don't kowtow to shitheads who happened to be born into royalty, we are all peasants here. Or we descended from peasants.

Well Book 5 was full of Daenerys and Jon Snow having the power that they were pretty much "chosen" to have from the beginning of the series (through all those prophecies and such) and then fucking up in a big way.

Also, he totally killed a bunch of people to get his revenge.

There are still a lot of conflicts to resolve for Book 3, but books 4 & 5 do have that farting around feeling to them. But it's more like Martin now has to start over and bring all of his other plot threads into the mix. It's only after he builds up the Rape Pirates and the Dornish Plotters that they stop being…

I say it was sadder that that was Orson Welles' last movie.

Good to see that the show has done such a great job of turning Jaime from the one note villain into the romantic hero who will do anything for his one true love.

That one just seems too much like the Martin fakeout where he goes "OOPS! That character is dead!" and then 100-300 pages the character shows up with a "just kidding".

Oh damn. I forgot about the gay best friend trope. Yes. Every attractive woman needs at least one gay best friend to tell her that she's pretty (and then never have any sex life of his own).

I also hear that some are disputing the well known fact that if you are best friends to a hot woman with commitment issues that she eventually will dump her three loser boyfriends and totally fuck you.

So does this mean that there's no place for him on the next season of Game of Thrones?

That Ninja Loan joke made me laugh. I felt horrible doing it.

Has she tried cunninglingus?

Lou Reed's press junket.

I know, right? All they did was bring the Chuck Lorre treatment to a show that didn't quite work that way. Chuck Lorre does that shit and he's a multi-millionaire.

Or just kick them. Yeah. Kick them hard.

Actually now I see why the Jaime line is in the book. Even as Zombie Cat, she is still going by shitty information and not questioning the source.

Catelyn's a cop.

Did they also bring puppies and kittens to the wedding?

Someday I'm going to kill a minor character from the Black Watch just because he's being a dick to Samwell. And it's going to happen off camera but I will totally brag about it.

I made a huge mistake.