Crystal Meth reminds me of my cousin who smoked a lot of pot and ordered pizza. I like pizza. I remember when Reagan got elected and I was eating pizza and not even Reagan's celebration could ruin the pizza for me. Of course, at the time I got a nice apartment in New York, well not as nice as the one I have now but…

And there will be 20 minutes of English. And everyone will get pissed.

I actually went "no way" and then went looking for the next Arya chapter before I could keep reading.

Yeah crazy torture dude sure loves his horn.

And in the daytime. Your point?

Considering that Alfie Allen's sister Lily wrote a hit song called "Alfie" where he is depicted as a pot smoking serial masturbator who can't be bothered to keep his pants up (and is played by an ugly puppet on the music video), he's probably had much worse.

Maybe he's really Dave Sim and he's wreaking vengeance for everyone that says that he's sexist just because he can't shut up about the evils of feminism.

He's doing it on purpose. He's gotta be doing it on purpose.

In an alternate universe, there is a Tyrion/Maya Angelou sex scene coming.

Spoiler - his name is Theon and not Tyrion as Sims seems to think 

What I'm wondering from this review and the Saturday Night Live review is whether Dave Sims has a bet going with someone to see if anyone notices when he completely misidentifies the people that he's writing about.

All the dead characters will celebrate Xmas?

I was thinking that Arya was with The Hound for the Red Wedding simply because I remember Martin's "she's dead. Just kidding" fake out by talking about the axe hitting her on the back of the head

You mean people get married in Westeros and live?

The Chevy Chase stories are bullshit. Also the show worked BECAUSE he ignored the dumbfuck executive.

#threeseasonsandmaybeafourthbutnotthoselast13episodewhichdontcount

Just watch Shop Girl. It's the whole boring book in two and a half hours.

Yeah but Michael Boatman actually wrote something that people would want to read.

I got Stephen Fry's book. That's good enough.

I can't wait for the America's Next Top Model where the challenge is to read Tyra's shitty book and pretend that it's good.