Oh please. By writing term papers for lazy college students, I am saving them a lot of time that they could be using for more productive endeavors and I am saving the professors the headache that comes with reading the kind of shit that they would write. From a utilitarian standpoint, I'm completely ethical.

I got HBO Go password from a client beause she hired me to write a paper on an HBO documentary. Later on, she forgot to pay me for a week and I posted one of her papers online and then she paid me and paid me an extra $200 to make sure I took it down.

Still better than giving money to Comcast for my internet, Time Warner for my cable and then more money for HBO.

Oh wow. I've said the same thing - especially in regards to the fuckers who steal my books online.

Those people exist? Hell, I believe in killing internet pirates and I still don't know how anyone would pay for all the shit required to get HBO GO

Cool. She can come out with a movie like Joaquim Phoenix's fake documentary.

Hell, that wouldn't even be a joke in 2013. You got your start working in gay bars is the kind of thing that James Lipton would bring up on Inside the Actor's Studio.

Yeah. I think I found it in an AV Club interview too. Maybe not.

Aren't we all? I would love to get called an asshole by David Cross in a standup routine - might sell some books.

Well since this is a useless thread, did anyone remember the David Cross encounters James Lipton story that Lipton told? Basically how Lipton knew about the bit but wasn't all that bothered by it, EXCEPT for the fact that Cross would never relax around him and always seemed to be readying himself to get slapped.

"I come from a predominantly black family…"

Odd that those weren't included. ALthough Charlie Murphy wasn't really known as a standup comedian even when he was on the Chappelle Show.

He was a brilliant SNL actor and a brilliant character in movies but his stand up was mostly gay jokes. The first one was kind of funny, but Raw was all "bitch won't give me a pre-nup" jokes.

It was a different time. Eddie Murphy could do all the gay jokes in the world and no one said shit. A mere 4-5 years later Sam Kinison was getting major shit for the gay jokes.

ok. Fair enough. I might check out a show from a later season.

The Life and Times of Tim was brought back? The Life and Times of Tim lasted more than an episode? Someone saw the Life and Times of Tim and said "Yeah, that's awesome! I'm totally going to put this piece of shit on television and make a bundle"?

Forester Suburu is now officially the most Goth Car Ever.

And now everyone wants to know where the hos go. Damnit Tyrion.

Kind of like all those terrible versions of The Aristocrats that came out after the movie.

Man, that was like the first pun I ever came up with…sadly I think everyone else came up with it at the same time.