There was one kid in Middle School who claimed to be a Satan worshiper. He freaked us out for a week and then we got bored.

So what is worse than cancer aids?

Everyone has jokingly covered that song. To the point where I hate that fucking song.

Well yeah, he kind of still is. But hey, Salem was made for people who are still into that bullshit and it's got a thriving economy.

I remember watching that John Stossel report on 20/20 several times as a kid. Still makes me wonder why anyone takes taht guy's bullshit seriously. He doesn't believe in global warming but he totally believes in Satanic cults.

I remember bulletin board systems where people would go "my fiance's niece just went through hypnosis and remembered that he molested her as part of a satanic cult. And don't tell me it's not true because I remember it 100%."

Also she doesn't do something completely stupid like take out her entire college fund to buy jewelry for the dude

All interviews explained that away by going "well yeah, but Duckie was gay."

She will always be second place of Gen X nerd crush after Winona.

I remember one review of the movie stating that it was doing nothing new and that teenagers these days (the 1990s) don't like the kind of music he's playing and they would tune it out to listen to crap.

A hipster walks into a hipster bar and says "I hate this place. It's so full of hipsters."

Most middle schoolers think that parents portrayed as completely clueless idiots is an accurate depiction.

Says you and only you.

Says you and only you.

Well then you haev to watch the Jamie Foxx final skit - http://www.hulu.com/watch/4… 

It gets old. It gets new. But where the fuck is the entry for Sabatsky's Crystals. That shit was hilarious and amazing.

This is a Big Bang Theory joke?

This is a Big Bang Theory joke?

It's never a good idea to give Chuck Lorre the benefit of the doubt.

It's never a good idea to give Chuck Lorre the benefit of the doubt.