I'm relieved to find that the greatest commentary ever in the history of commentaries, "Kids, Your Mother Is Ready To Start Fucking Again", is still there.

A follow-up question for Mr. Freeman: How much of a person's ancestry has to be black before you are willing to call him "black" instead of "mixed-race"? Clearly you think half is not enough. If we invert the one-drop rule, how small a portion of white descent can still disqualify an outwardly black person from being…

A follow-up question for Mr. Freeman: How much of a person's ancestry has to be black before you are willing to call him "black" instead of "mixed-race"? Clearly you think half is not enough. If we invert the one-drop rule, how small a portion of white descent can still disqualify an outwardly black person from being…

Ran him out of town like a common pigmy.

Ran him out of town like a common pigmy.

Permit one to pose beside the flames you provide

Permit one to pose beside the flames you provide

This thread isn't too swift. It's driving me cuckoo. You should all be severely thrushed.

This thread isn't too swift. It's driving me cuckoo. You should all be severely thrushed.

That's wrong, isn't it? Surely that's wrong.

That's wrong, isn't it? Surely that's wrong.

Smoke Marfa Lights; they're mild yet full of flavor.

Smoke Marfa Lights; they're mild yet full of flavor.

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01001001 Robot

I don't need to listen to all you Volkswagen your tongues.

I don't need to listen to all you Volkswagen your tongues.

She's lovely. And a darling figure… supple, pouting breasts… firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

Never you mind, honey. Never you mind.

I did see that, honest. I just wasn't sure you meant that connection. Anyway, carry on.