Marx Bros. > Smothers Bros. > Joyce Bros.

or Cinco de Mayo

My Antonia

Spider Pig the musical would suck less than this.

Lurie and Rosenbaum don't say it's wrong to make Nazis look human. They're protesting the way the film, as they interpret it, tries to make it plausible that an SS guard could be oblivious to the enormity of what she has done. Perhaps they would be happier if the Reader explored how a person can justify and…

Don't talk funny if you want some cunny.
You have to be a real player to reach the Temple of the Himalayas.
You need a catchy motto to enter her grotto.
You have to give a damn to reach her hairy clam.

He should dog his new viola.

Molly Ivins.
RIP

Tool itch it tuque wit.

Don Giovajayjay
William Tail

Cosi Fan Titties

Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man!

Umm…
Is the opening sentence under Viewing Experience meant to be so confusing?

You can add the Quebe Sisters to your list. Three swing fiddlers delivering Andrews Sisters vocals, backed by a tight rhythm section. The fact that they're easy on the eyes is just the perfect bonus.

Deep within my heart lies a melody…

I'm still hoping to lose my virginity. Maybe 2009 will be my year.

Another sly metaphor
Look at these goosebumps!
BOOIING!

A common argument for hunting is that it performs the function that natural predators no longer can, keeping the prey population at a sustainable level. But how many hunters are willing to settle for a sick, disabled, or deformed specimen and let that healthy buck with the great rack walk away? Predators keep the gene…

Scent of a Wolfman

Half turtle, half frog..
All killer! George Romero's "Odd Ogg"!