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It's basically like the reverse of what happened in Superman III.

Then shouldn't Hammer Industries be on there?

Hey, when you get free Subway sandwiches, that's a lot of savings.

@Robuttnik - he is, but the wealth itself is incredibly short-lived. That's why they call it "highlander-rich."

precious hamburgers?

You have to wrap it in a piece of cheese, f&s.

STOP STEPPING ON MY PUNCHLINES YOU BASTARD

I'm funny in the wall!

It could also lend a new dimension of fucked-up to that Sam Neill film.

If you think that's something, wait until Peppermint Butler shows up. HE can summon Sheltie!

LR, is this your nephew?

I beg to differ:

I like how you covered your bases by saying 5 bucks and also using the dollar sign.

I just don't think Howard can create something weird and/or unsettling enough to properly anchor the stories.

Lazy even for you, Caret.

"a bag of weed, an asthma inhaler, and three Magnum condoms"
Karnak, you're up.

the Dark Tower graphic novels
Anyone else hugely disappointed with the way the series has wound down? What I'd hoped would be some interesting backstory into the world before it Moved On has become a regurgitated, formulaic, and recently cliche-laden descent into nothingness. The plot formula is: Roland and his

butbutbut what about his Dan Brown adaptations, HUH?