…but why?

Tenting your hands on camera is the secret to longevity and a hale complexion.

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And if there's anyone who knows about reaping the benefits of life as the subject of an overwrought, niche-obsessed fansite, it's Sean O'Neal.

Hey Keanu
Here is your movie, sir:

@Billy - yes there is! Keanu Reeves called me a jive sucker!

Did you mean "Bogus Journey"?

They could still use Death though.

That's Maxine of Arc, to Missy.

Oh, did you write Enemy at the Gates, fastandsloppy?

Harmony Korine's "Napoleon in Elba," which features the unshaven, deposed dictator trying fruitlessly to stop the Elbanese teens from tossing beer cans at his house and shitting in his front yard.

Lewis and Clark discover an ancient Navajo GPS!

"History is written by the comment boards."

I know there's a Kate Beaton comic with Louis Cyr in it but I can't locate at present…hrmph…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Counterpoint: Texas school board officials are making your job so much easier by dispensing with those pesky "facts."

And his best friend, Talking Pie, can help him establish the Trail of Tears water park for future visitors to the Grand Canyon.

That's Latin. Mister Ringo's an educated man.

Yes, but it's a hollow conclusion. You could watch Rapa Nui and come to the same end with a lot fewer false starts and stops.

It was in-betweenish in Dog Day Afternoon — plaintive when he was doing intimate scenes, and barky when he was rallying up the crowd at the "Attica!" bits.

You make a right solid point, Conatonc, and I think that I had forgotten that Creed was on there. Thankfully, Creed sort of burned itself out.