There was also no mention of "vaguely simian masturbation", but I don't know if that's progress…

And now I'm double confused because there's already a MYOF with "you know, for kids!" as the title…

And now I'm double confused because there's already a MYOF with "you know, for kids!" as the title…

I'm confused - is the title s'posed to be a Hudsucker reference, but it's misquoted? Because that would mean this MWOF entry's miscalculation begins with its title.

I'm confused - is the title s'posed to be a Hudsucker reference, but it's misquoted? Because that would mean this MWOF entry's miscalculation begins with its title.

BREAKING: BREAKING BAD GOOD

BREAKING: BREAKING BAD GOOD

Yes, I think "so what" is the damn point of this movie.

Yes, I think "so what" is the damn point of this movie.

Also, hair-metal pixie-hobo: that's like the male version of MPDG?

Also, hair-metal pixie-hobo: that's like the male version of MPDG?

There's nothing better than Juliette Lewis' reaction to the Benedictine Monks at 2:23 in the first video. "That's a music?"

There's nothing better than Juliette Lewis' reaction to the Benedictine Monks at 2:23 in the first video. "That's a music?"

Yeah….because Charlie Sheen is not already a hologram….riiiight…that's the ticket….

Yeah….because Charlie Sheen is not already a hologram….riiiight…that's the ticket….

So it IS about vampires . . . AND it isn't?

In fact it might be time for the AVClub to assign someone to review the Newswire.

Amen. The texting-in-theaters one was on another level.

worsties?

I can totally feel the judgement right now but who is Paul McCartney?