Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

I am an honorary Hellfish and a Stonecutter.

Normally, I think that getting rid of the primary character in a film that has the character in the series is a big mistake, but considering how that character is played by an actress who has the facial expressions of Darth Vader, I think I can make an exception.

I believe M. Bison said it best when he said "YES! YES!"

Oh course, can't forget Duckman.

I know. But I am a man, after all.

I think he also wrote some The Simpsons episodes as well. :(

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

BRING BACK SIMON!!

Wait, which one was Prairie Dawn, I'm having a brain-fart right now.

Am I the only one who actually thought Lisa's hair looked kinda cool like that?

I know that a lot of people hate the new Simpsons like the plague, but honestly, I don't think it's that bad. My rationale is, if a show still makes me laugh, I will still watch it. And besides, I'll probably love The Simpsons until the day I die, and I'll just go down with the ship.

Back in my day, Sesame Street was an hour long. And that's the way it always was. Nobody hated it, nobody thought it should be shortened, and PBS was cool back then. Kids these days…

If Jean-Luc Picard were here, he'd be facepalming right now.

…and they didn't even bring Mike Myers in to voice him…

"If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, then there will be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!"
(Nelson slaps the father)
"That's it! Back to Winnipeg!"

I don't hate Teletubbies. I think it's good for kids. It's basically a kids' version of being on acid.

I cannot believe this, what a shock!

I knew I should have stayed home today.

IT'S JUST A MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO GAME!!!