Immediately that quote launced my head into Primal Scream's 'Loaded'! Thanks!!
"We wanna get loaded and have a good time! That's what we're gonna do, we're gonna have a good time, we're gonna have a party!"

but his explanation for not eating the sole is classic Werner!

why is El Chupacabro sitting at a tiki bar?

I prefer Skins to 'za.

I get a kick out of these commercials. But I like them because there are usually 4 kids in each one and they're each trying to be the center of attention. But Bennett just focuses in on one of 'em and the others are left out completely. This one is great because he totally shuts out the girl who tries to steal the…

This convesation made me mentally picture two gay gentleman having sex and then the 'pitcher' suddenly punching the 'catcher' in the back of the head in the middle of the action.

How true! When they 'announced' this band, I was really disappointed by his obvious Coil -influenced/stolen band name. Its not like he din't knw who Coil was after all.

If Reznor and this Maandig lady ever get divorced, I suppose he'll have to start a band with his next wife called 'Horse Rotorvator'

Jeezy Petes, thats unfortunate. I'm not the biggest Slayer fan by any means, but that article was chock full of dastardly manuverings it seems. Fuckin' lawyers!
 
And I bet all that Lombardo asked for was a new Dead Skin Mask for this tour, as the last one is pobably all old and stinkysweaty by now….

I think you're confusing 'Johnny the Cat' (feat. tom Waits!) with 'Winona's Big Brown Racecar'

Everyone knows that M.I.A. invented squares.

I thought it was a floating hologram of Madonna's labia.

If he's devouring a mango, then it MUST be Baba Oje!

"Pluppets come from Marinara."

Bilbo T. Baggins!

Precisely!

like KevinT says, they'll invent a newposition for him: The Blunder Butler!

I want Season 4 to start with the enitire family being informed of Matthew's death while a large, homemade "FAMILY LOVE MATTHEW!" banner falls to the floor.

I think it will be even more dull in 5 years when they bring Matthew back as the First Old Timey Cyborg.

Mary has a baby boy. Matthew slips on the afterbirth, and slides across the room to the top of the staircase that goes ALL the way down to the Downstairs Area. Matthew flails his arms for 5 seconds before falling down 5 flights of stairs, breaking his neck at LEAST four times. Lands on Mr. Bates' good foot.